When you think someone waves at you so you wave back, but they were waving at someone behind you.

When you start to tell a story in a group but in middle of sentence realize that no one is actually listening and ever so slowly you get quiet and hope no one took notice.

When you've had multiple interactions with someone but you can't remember their name but it's gone too far to admit you've forgotten it so you just have to call them love or mate forever.

When you’re having a conversation with someone and you don’t hear what they say so you ask them to repeat and they do. But you still don’t hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do. And you still don’t know what they said. Do you ask them to repeat again (and maybe still not hear it)? Pretend you heard it and nod your head and hope it’s an appropriate response? Stab yourself in the eye with a pen to create a diversion and change the subject?

Seasonal allergies during Covid-19.

Standing there while two people talk about something you don't know about.

When you try to contribute to a conversation and someone cuts you off multiple times.

When you’re saying goodbye to someone, and then you both end up walking in the same direction. Or when you turn and walk into a wall with people watching.

Watching a sex scene with your parents.

Saying “hello” or “how are you” to somebody and getting 100% ignored.

When you're walking on a sidewalk with 2 other friends and you're the person that does not fit so you have to stay behind them.

When you're next in line at the grocery store with your mom and she leaves you to "just get one more thing" and the anxiety and awkwardness builds because you're up and she's nowhere to be found.

You ever clogged a toilet in somewhere that wasn't your house.

Walking through a doorway only to catch your clothes on the handle and have it slingshot you backwards.

Having “happy birthday” sung to you.

When you're walking past coworker and you've already said hello earlier. Everyone's making that weird flat smile.

When you walk out of the store empty handed, feeling like you've just stole something.

Bumping into an inanimate object and apologizing to it.

When you're finishing up at the checkout and the cashier puts the notes on top of the receipt and then coins on top of that. Then the next person steps up and you're fumbling, trying to disassemble the stack in your hand, gather your shopping, say thanks and move away at the same time.

Having your stomach rumble in the middle of a quiet class/meeting.

Farting while coughing or sneezing.

Not hearing what the other person said, so you just nod and smile, praying it wasn't a question.

When you start a story and it gets interrupted a bunch of times so that what was an amazing story with a kicka*s finish/punchline is instead just a waste of time now.

When someone sits beside you in metro or bus when there are hundreds of seats available.

When you reply to a stranger who says hello, but then realize they were on the phone and not speaking to you. Happened to me just yesterday and I didn't get any sleep last night as I couldn't stop reliving the moment.

When you say a funny joke but all you get is silence...

When you're walking and almost trip for no reason and look back at the invisible stick that you tripped on.

Go to wash your hands and the water comes out at a thousand miles an hour, splashing your crotch. You are of course, at work.

When you're walking behind someone that has a slightly slower pace than you, so you start to pass them, but then have that awkward moment when you're walking next to them before you cut in front of them.

That awkward moment where you and somebody else try to let each other speak but you both try speak at the same time and just keep failing.

Being called on to answer a question you really have no idea how to answer.

When someone asks "what's going on?" And you respond "Good, you?"

Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's mother starts yelling at your friend. Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's father walks in only wearing underwear.

When you go for a hug but the other person goes for a handshake, so you start with a handshake but do a weird hug at the same time with your hands in each other’s crotches.